“You’ll Be Totally Satisfied With My Tax Service Or I’ll Give You All of Your Money Back,
Plus I WILL PAY YOU $200.00 For Your Time And Trouble, GUARANTEED”
Why the “seemingly outrageous” and VERY BOLD guarantee? Put simply, I want to PROVE TO YOU ahead of time that I will take care of you and whatever tax situation you might have this year, period! No other tax or accounting firm that I know of would ever make such a strong claim.
Whether you just purchased a new home or you have a small home-based business or you just need help preparing your tax return, selecting the right accountant is a very important decision. Choosing the wrong accountant could cost you several hundreds or possibly thousands of dollars in lost tax savings.
If you recently purchased a new home or started a new home-based business, over the next couple of weeks, you will probably receive many letters from other accountants explaining their tax services, talking about their free no obligation consultation, or how they will give you a free gift or prepare a schedule on your return for free. Nothing is FREE. You pay for all of those freebies. Free is nice when referring to a clock radio for opening a checking account at your bank or a turkey for shopping at the local grocery store for the holidays. Receiving a free or special gift for choosing an accountant is like selecting a heart specialist to perform bypass surgery just because the specialist gives out a set of steak knives to all surviving patients. Believe me, I want to know about the heart specialist’s guarantee before the surgery.
The difference between other accountants and myself; I GUARANTEE my work and will put it in writing. Just like the heading above reads, your total satisfaction with my tax work is GUARANTEED or it is FREE. And yes I said FREE, as in don’t pay me. Plus I'll pay you $200.00 for your time and trouble if you're not completely satisfied with my tax service. I give my clients my “Worry-Free, Peace of Mind” Accuracy Guarantee. Your return is correct or I pay any penalties and interest on my mistake. See if you receive these offers in the other letters.
For a limited time only, homeowners and business owners that call for an appointment and mention my website (I need to know if this website actually works), will receive the following tax return and schedules prepared for $275.00 (remember nothing is free):
- Form 1040: Individual Income Tax Return
- Schedule A: Itemized Deductions
- Schedule B: Interest and Dividend Interest
- Form NJ- 1040: New Jersey Individual Income Tax Return
- Electronic Filing of Federal and State Tax Returns
Taxpayers that have a small home-based business, for an additional $75.00 (remember nothing is free), will receive all of the tax returns and schedules listed for homeowners, plus:
- Schedule C: Profit & Loss From Business
- Schedule SE: Self-Employment Tax
Other tax returns and schedules are available. Please call me at (973) 661-2900 to describe your circumstances and I will quote you a fee. Call me today to schedule an appointment at (973) 661-2900. When you call for your appointment, just mention my website to take advantage of my special internet-price offer. If you have any questions, feel free to pick up the phone and call me at (973) 661-2900.